DUMB-BLONDES

'I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde'.

Source: Dolly Parton.

IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT

“If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.”

Source: William Arthur Ward.

...PREPARED MIND

'Chance favours the prepared mind'.

Source: Marcus Penn (mercenary leader character in the film Under Seige 2)

ASSUMPTION IS...

'Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups'.

Source: Marcus Penn (mercenary leader character in the film Under Seige 2)

BRING ON DEATH EARLY - RETIRE

'Yeah, if you want to bring on death early, you should retire...Minute you stop having to do things, and thinking and working, the body takes a different direction. Especially those who have worked at high pressure for a long time'.

Source: Bernie Ecclestone. (F1 supremo)

ADVICE

Your word is your bond.
Don't write a check your butt can't cash.
Loose lips sink ships.
Don't measure your neighbour's honesty by your own.
Eyes trust themselves, ears trust others.
Idle hands make idle brains.

Source: Anon.